Plus, we’ll whip some goals and objectives on ya

Yeah, look, that’s not going to work for us.  In fact, that whole week is looking bad.  We’re expecting some new requirements, and plus I’ve got to meet with our people coming in from the Northeast.  Yes, I understand that our direction of mutual interest is toward the paradigm of synergistic e-collaboration 2.0, and you may rest assured that every member of our ISO-compliant organization understands that, as spelled out in our mission statement.  Yes, the week following looks good.  We’ll get our people together and set up a meal.  Okay, then.  Bye bye.

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