Initially apologetic after comparing his poor bowling performance to the Special Olympics on The Tonight Show, President Obama quickly turned defiant when again questioned about it at this afternoon’s press conference.
“OK, shit, we can’t even pick on the ‘tards anymore? What the hell kind of country is this? It’s not like they even understand the…oh, all right, hell, of course we’ll have a bunch of ‘em over to the White House for bowling. I’ll make sure we have plenty of paper plates and plastic cups. We’ll have a pinata party too. That ought to be entertaining.”
Obama then rolled his eyes and stepped away from the podium, muttering something about having another look at his tournmanent bracket.
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