I am a fan of what Lindsay Lohan once was.  In both movies and music, I believe her talent is copious and genuine.

I read of yet another potential self-inflicted “setback” today, and thought of this:

To my friends, family, and fans:

I am writing to apologize.

I am not writing to say I’m sorry, only to continue living the way I have lived.  I am writing because I sincerely seek your mercy, and intend to demonstrate my ongoing commitment to behaving as a responsible adult.

I understand that I jettisoned any credibility my words once held long ago, and I’m not asking you to believe me today.  I’m simply asking you to watch:  day to day, week to week, month to month, year to year.  Please do me that one more small favor.

I have been blessed with a lot of talent—talent that is both artistically fulfilling and extremely lucrative.  What an incredible gift!  Sadly, I have allowed the lifestyle that gift has enabled to overwhelm my decency and integrity.  That is inexcusable.

I would like to work consistently again.  Given my chronic poor behavior, I understand very well why that has been difficult.  Even more importantly, I would like to earn back the trust of my friends and family.  I have lived incredibly immaturely, and I believe I finally understand how deeply I have hurt you.  From the bottom of my heart, I am so sorry.

I am frightened.  But I am also committed to finally growing up.  I hope that one day I will have amply embodied that, and you can forgive me.

Thank you for reading, and God bless you all,

Lindsay Lohan

I would be blown away.  Wouldn’t you?  I think such a missive, sincerely delivered and acted upon, would be good not only for her, but for society at large.  “Wow, if Lindsay Lohan can turn it around…”  Following me?  If she talked the talk and then walked the walk, it might make individual responsibility cool again.

I hope you have a good weekend.

Radical left-wing eco-terrorist James Lee was shot and killed by police today, a few hours after he took hostages at 1 Discovery Center in Silver Spring, Maryland.

Radical left-wing eco-terrorist James Lee was well known to Discovery Channel employees because of his history of protesting the network’s environmental programming.  A manifesto advocating human sterilization and infertility has been linked to radical left-wing eco-terrorist James Lee.  It is further reported that radical left-wing eco-terrorist James Lee was inspired by Al Gore’s film, An Inconvenient Truth, as well as Ishmael, a novel by Daniel Quinn.

In February 2008, radical left-wing eco-terrorist James Lee was arrested outside the same building and charged with disorderly conduct.  A month or so later, radical left-wing eco-terrorist James Lee was again arrested outside the building and charged with littering.

Radical left-wing eco-terrorist James Lee’s brother-in-law Thomas Leonard said that radical left-wing eco-terrorist James Lee had been “darker” lately, and also said he believed that radical left-wing eco-terrorist James Lee was capable of killing.

I write and eat right-handed.  I throw left-handed.  I kick left-footed.  This is known as mixed-handedness, or cross-dominance. Now please note that ambidexterity—considerable fine motor skill with either side—is a rare form of cross-dominance, but it’s not what I’m talking about.  I mean I write with my right and can’t with my left.  I can’t [...]

The Restoring Honor rally, headlined by Glenn Beck, was held at the steps of the Lincoln Memorial on Saturday.  The most pessimistic, and ridiculed, attendance estimate comes from CBS, who said 87,000.  Most other estimates are considerably higher. In any case, a bunch of folks, dig? Now there is much to be said about the [...]

Behold the $578 million public school

The Robert F. Kennedy Community Schools complex, part of the public school system, was just completed on the site of the Ambassador Hotel, where its namesake was killed in 1968.  It will house 4,200 K-12 pupils when it opens in Los Angeles next month. It cost $578,000,000. It’s not, you know, real money, though.  It’s [...]

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