- A longtime special friend who was born with a rare, terrifying condition and was not expected to survive a 2001 heart transplant is celebrating her 55th birthday today. Happy Birthday Tonya!
- Motorsports Christmas Day approaches, and the #Indy500 weather forecast has improved somewhat. There was a 90% chance of rain forecast when we went in 2017, and not only did we never see a drop, it was actually sunny most of the day. Hoping for similar mojo Sunday!
- Formula 1 legend Niki Lauda has died at 70. RIP.
- Once Upon a Time in Hollywood will be out in a couple of months. I’ll see it, but my affection for Tarantino may be fading a bit. I’ve liked all of his films, but I haven’t really loved one since Death Proof. I’m considerably more excited about upcoming science fiction and horror sequels.
- Huntsville will soon be the largest city in Alabama, but this is a little deceptive. The Huntsville metropolitan area is still less than half the size of the Birmingham metropolitan area.
- The new Black Star Riders song was floating around Twitter this morning. I liked it, but I didn’t realize Damon Johnson was no longer in the band. (Still has a pretty Damon Johnsony riff.) He has a new solo record as of a couple of months ago. I’ll check it out this weekend.
- After committing to my doctor that I’d lose 15 pounds by the next appointment, the official weigh-in was -17. I’m now within two pounds of where I got to when I started getting sloppy and gave back too much of my progress last year. My focus is much tighter this time around. Soon I will need jeans.
Late in the sixth season of Seinfeld, one of the greatest television shows of all-time, Kramer receives, by mistake, a vanity license plate that reads ASSMAN. He goes to the DMV to straighten things out, but the clerk, consulting her computer, says there’s no mistake. (“You are the Assman!”)
The plate actually belongs to proctologist Dr. Cooperman, whom they encounter later in the episode in that tie-it-all-together Seinfeld way. Along the way, Kramer dates large-bottomed women and parks in the doctors-only lot at the hospital. (“Cosmo Kramer. Proctology.”)
So, what a great front plate for my pickup!
A couple of people have gotten the joke. That’s cool. I was an instant hero with my younger son, who suddenly wanted me to take him to school on my way to work. And I chuckled every time I got in.
Alas, as of this morning, the ASSMAN plate has come off. Why would I do such a thing? Am I yella?
Well, yeah. A little. A gate guard gave me a funny look last week. He didn’t say anything to me, but that feels like a time bomb. Also, I haven’t done a slow, opposite-direction approach with a police officer on a side street yet—you know, the sort of encounter that would give him/her plenty of time to read the plate? Portal Lane, anyone? I doubt the plate is illegal, but that doesn’t immunize me from having to prove it inconveniently.
Finally, though there are surely many people running around who get the joke, it’s probably safe to say there are more who don’t. And to those folks, I’m just some schmuck driving around with a not-nice word on the front of his vehicle. Church? Passing kids playing in the neighborhood? You getting me?
The ASSMAN plate will live on and give me chuckles. Still considering whether it goes in the garage or in the study.
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