Three recent conversations I’m still occasionally chuckling about

Semi-grumpy but mostly good-natured RV store owner:  Yes sir.
Bo:  I need to have some propane tanks refilled, please.
Semi:  What size are they?
Bo:  Two 20-pound bottles.
Semi:  We don’t refill 20-pounders.  We exchange ‘em.
Bo:  Ah.  You promise they’re full?
Semi:  Nope.

Nathan:  Hey! How come he got a bigger brownie?
Bo:  Because we love him more.

Classmate (male) of mine:  Did you see the videos on (female classmate’s) page?
Bo:  No.  What kind of videos are they?
Classmate:  Mostly her singing in church.
Bo:  Oh.  (pause) Are there any of her pole-dancing?

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